this aint the middle east

and no we WILL NOT give peace a chance....well maybe we will consider it, if you take off that ridiculous robe, ma'am.

gator boots with the pimped out gucci suit!

aint got no job, but he stay fly!

spotted in a hotel bar in downtown atlanta. all green suit, green socks, and of course some green now-n-later gators to match. keepin' it fresh.


...lets have a look from behind....


hate to see it go but love to watch it ride away.


meet mia. she gives this crazy outfit a big fat THUMBS UP
thanx mia, we agree
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

attending a fringe festival?

on the prowl again, mia, t.a.c.o.s new bff, spotted and posed with this crazy outfit offender at the very same hotel bar in downtown atlanta. 

gold boots and elvis frames, top off his all black look, complete with PLENTY of fringe on those sleeves. clearly, this look would be nothing without a sensible black cowboy hat. naturally

we've got a situation

is that j wow's mom? either it is or she is taking style tips from the jersey shore cast member. slashed back, cum streaked hair...the whole nine
her friend's vest is pretty disgusting too. just sayin'

warning:

a lion has escaped from the city zoo and is on the prowl at a mall near you.

how do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

when you step in a poodle.

unfortunately for this gentleman, its a beautiful day out, and he wont really be needing those heavy rain boots. just sayin'

where in the world is xander?

spotted here with one-half-nelson (who is shielding his face with a hat/lampshade...)

loves xanders new wig. very taylor from the rachel zoe project. we die

why are you dressed so scary??

we spotted this spooky dresser roaming the aisles at a fashion trade show. she seems to think a very witchy look is in for fall/winter 2009. we're not so sure. we kinda want to drop a house on her. a fashion house even.
just sayin'
xoxo,
The House of T.A.C.O.

holiday sweata weatha

so what christmas is over?? who cares?? not t.a.c.o. editor: Billy.
spotted here sporting his favorite xmas sweater with coordinating snowflake turtleneck
no big deal

knock knock

who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad that isn't you wearing those terrible pants?

brrrrrr

andre leon talley, is that you?
we spotted this fur ball crossing the street in midtown.

socks or sucks?

or are those leg warmers? either way we hate them. skulls are so 3 years ago, just sayin'
spotted on line getting breakfast. lucky for our waistline, we lost our appetite after seeing this.
xoxo, and happy new year readers!
t.a.c.o.

where in the world is xander?

spotted bundled up, but still cray cray. xander wont let the cold weather stop him from dressing. we trust he has plenty of cold weather crazy outfits to debut all season long.
shoutout to Harriet, who is not looking at all crazy (this time....shes had her moments just sayin, who hasnt?)
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

know when to apologize

he's not sorry! not sorry that his sari is see through! or is that a sarong? eh, sarong, sari....we think they're the same thing, and if they're not we're So WRONG AND SORRY!

he'll never tell

he'll never tell us what the hell he was going through when he put this look together. he yanked that tiara from either an 8 year old or paris hilton...he robbed a wealthy pirate of his eye patch....he stole beyonce's single ladies glove...he stole queen elizabeth's neck ruff from a museum somewhere....
he might be hush mouthed, but we can read between the lines sir!!!
a mess.
just sayin.

spreading Christmas cheer

will.i.elf

meow you doin'

out to be seen.
spotted making a statement while crossing the street. the statement?
"I just came from being in the audience of The Wendy Williams Show."
loving the attention to detail with the bow matching her tights. normal

brrrrrrrrrr

spotted on the train, trying to keep warm. Its really not THAT cold out yet, sir or ma'am....we can't really see what lies beneath. just sayin'

sensible footwear

are those white orthopedic mary-janes?
Spotted on the 3 train during the evening commute. we wonder if she has a pair of kitten heels in her purse, or if she wears those beauts all day long, all day strong.....

that's a christmasy outfit

mrs. Claus ova here is jumpin' the gun just a bit on the holiday colored outfit! it's not even thanksgiving yet, ma'am, cool your jets!

denim - the fabric of her life

this woman, spotted browsing for a new blackberry, loves denim. maybe she is still emulating the style of justin timberlake and britney spears from back in the day.
or maybe it's the comfort she seeks in the denim ensemble....we think so, based on those sensible sneakers complete with black socks (or sucks?)

mulletov cocktail

this mullet rocking traveler going from atlanta to florida, wants the world to know he attended bike week 2009.
wonder if he knows about biketoberfest......

casual wednesday

when we popped in on friend to the blog, and friend to the editors (well she was up until now, hope she can take a joke- just sayin') we couldn't help but say "oh my god we love your outfit, where did you get it?" ....and....."can we take a picture?". not that this is the ugliest effing outfit we have ever seen, but office attire is getting pretty lax, we think. lace tights with shorts and converse on a wednesday? ....i mean at least slap on a blazer so that from the desk up, you look professional....just a suggestion.
xoxo,
t.a.c.o.

yikes! stripes!

this guy is a little late on his halloween costume. problem one. problem two- beatlejuice's stripes are vertical not horizontal. just sayin'

Dear Ma'am, adam lambert called...

....he wants his edgy hair style back!

hula girl

while crossing the street along 8th avenue, we spotted this hula hooper. wonder where she is going with that hoop....